marisatomay:

huge congratulations to drugs for continuing to win the war on drugs

screamingiminlovewithyou:

what is it about men’s hands. i’m serious. they..

huffylemon:

postmarxed:

weaver-z:

If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place

segretecose:

high school is soo funny in hindsight. the entire time you’re there thinking it’s the most important period of your life and then the second you’re out you’re like well that was fucking stupid

valtsv:

anxiety is so stupid it’s like your brain went hey how would you like to experience what it feels like to be a terrified prey animal. you can never turn this ability off btw.

expressions-of-nature:

by Ranurte

transmasc-tfw:

the-real-skeletor:

There is absolutely no possible way to guess where this is leading to.

guerrillatech:

dennisyoubitch:

me while crossing the road